The Thieves

51 Lavender Gardens, London SW11 1JW

South London, get ready as the beloved Four Thieves reopens as The Thieves, a 500-capacity adult playground filled with games, live shows, and unforgettable nights out. The Thieves is more than just a venue—it's an adult playground for the curious, the playful, and the bold. Forget the one-note night out; every visit here is a different kind of caper , a mash-up of live spectacle, late-night escapades, and competitive camaraderie.

From pulsating gigs and dazzling cabaret to side-splitting comedy and high-energy club nights, there’s always something to get into. You'll find DJs spinning disco house, funk, soul, disco, indie, alt, and classics. The energy will never drop. Head upstairs to The Thieves Gambit and feel your inner child come alive with retro arcades, Darts, pool, VR and racing games. For those who want to sing their hearts theres the karaoke room or dive into our Singpod with some friends! For the culturally curious, keep an eye out for unique events, like the Neon Naked Strip Karaoke or a spontaneous live set. 

Opening Times:
Monday & Tuesday: 4pm - 11pm | Wednesday: 4pm - midnight | Thursday: 12pm - midnight
Friday & Saturday: 12pm - 2am | Sunday: 12pm - 10pm

Arcade Opening Times:
Monday - Wednesday: 4pm - close
Friday & Saturday : 12pm - 1:30am | Sunday : 12pm - 9pm

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