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Horrible Histories - Terrible Thames

2 April 2022 to 1 January 2023 Tower Bridge Quay

Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour: Horrible Histories Live Onboard - Terrible Thames! 

Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock! 

Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in! 

“A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!” The Sun 

Over 60,000 passengers set sail last summer, anchoring TERRIBLE THAMES as the tourist attraction everyone is talking about. Don't miss out on your chance to ride the (historical) waves this year!  

There are incredible stories, glorious views, exciting sea shanties and even the chance to sing yourself! 

Whether you love Horrible Histories or just want a sightseeing tour of the Thames, this is the trip for you and your family! 

View the trailer here