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Win a Family Ticket to the Horrible Histories River Tour!

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Cartoon characters, including a pirate and historical figures, are framed in a life preserver. Text reads Horrible Histories Wicked River Tour! Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames. Tower Bridge Quay, London. A speech bubble says, It’s oar inspiring!.

Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour: Horrible Histories Live Onboard - Terrible Thames!

Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

“A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!” The Sun

Over 60,000 passengers set sail last summer, anchoring TERRIBLE THAMES as the tourist attraction everyone is talking about. Don't miss out on your chance to ride the (historical) waves this year! 

There are incredible stories, glorious views, exciting sea shanties and even the chance to sing yourself!

Whether you love Horrible Histories or just want a sightseeing tour of the Thames, this is the trip for you and your family!

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